Uncanny Alley

I've heard it said, for some reason, that I sounded like a robot! I was quite good, in my phone season; it was just a skill I've got. my voice can be modulated with concern and care projected but it cannot be emulated by cold machines, disconnected. perhaps it is true, my greeting was slick, but how the heck would you make such accusations stick? I'll tell you, my friend, if you'll just believe; I display a strange blend of foolishness and brains, as I achieve. so obviously, this is just early tech, but if you stroke on my neck, my access port appears! and if that's what you'd expect, I'm just playing with fears. do not mistake me; it's way too hard to make me.