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Jul 12, 2026 · 1 min read
e: “Wake up, I need to get up.” Goblin: “No.” Me: “But I need to pee.” Goblin: “Sucks to be you, I’m comfortable.” Me: “Lizzy!” Goblin: “snore” Me: “You just said the word ‘snore’. You’re not actually sleeping… What if I feed you? It’s almost wet food time?” Goblin: “omg, why are you still on the couch?! I’m starving!” waits next to half full bowl of kibble
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