christmas countdown #47: violent night (2022) and santa reaching his limit
a hostage crisis meets a very tired santa, with enough blood to rule out a cosy family screening.
here are christmas films about restoring faith in humanity, and then there is the practical problem of humanity making that task unpleasant. violent night gives santa a shift that would justify calling in sick next year.
in tommy wirkola’s 2022 action comedy, mercenaries take a wealthy family hostage and discover that santa claus is an unexpected obstacle. david harbour wears the suit. the film supplies an extremely bloody answer to what happens when a seasonal icon has to handle an action-movie emergency.
the joke is obvious enough to fit on the poster, so the interesting question is how long it can keep working. harbour helps by making santa seem worn down rather than merely amused by the premise. delivering annual proof of magic to a world this unpleasant would apparently become a job like any other.
the contrast between extravagant surroundings and miserable behaviour also does useful work. a magnificent christmas setting cannot make its occupants generous. money can buy the decorations and still leave a room with remarkably little worth celebrating. the violence is the noisy attraction, but that sourness gives it somewhere to land.
why christmas matters
the film needs santa to mean something before it can enjoy putting him in this situation. generosity, belief and the promise of protection are all present, even while the action makes an enormous mess of the wrapping. the seasonal sentiment survives in a deliberately battered form.
the right evening
an adults-only action night with people who actively want gore and foul language. this is not a mischievous substitute for a children’s santa film. number 47 goes to a blunt idea delivered with enough weary conviction to outlast the initial joke.
featured image: Violent Night (2022) promotional artwork. Source: Universal Pictures. © 2022 Universal Pictures. source
body image: On the set of Violent Night (2022). Photo: Allen Fraser / Universal Pictures, via SYFY. source
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