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oh boy, my first post! let me tell you some things about me.
Jun 29, 2026 · 1 min read
h boy, my first post!
let me tell you some things about me.
- i’m a professional stoner
- i have grey eyes and purple hair
- i was never taught how to read
- i’m a wizard
- i like knitting
- i am a powerful crowbar
and the most important thing to know about me:
- i am constantly falling apart and putting myself back together
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