Shirts I want... 😛
Jul 5, 2026 · 1 min read
just want to wear my sexual thoughts proudly on the daily.
Some of these, I just want for content and sexy times, like the Human Fleshlight one. That'd be great for some pictures. Others, like the No Slut Shaming one, I want for day-to-day wear, like a trip to Walmart or a walk at the park.
What are some other fun, sexy, sex-opinion based sayings you'd wanna see on a shirt?
Also, I want underwear with things like:
- Your tongue here
- Kiss me
- Fingers only
- 😻 - literally just that lol
- Call me Princess/Babygirl/etc.
- Dirty little whore
- Cum here
- Diddle my skittle
- On the back: Exit Only/Your Cock Here/Harder, Daddy/May the Force Be With You 😛
- Many other dirty sayings, give me more in the comments!
If you know of any places that sell shirts/underwear like this, drop those recommendations in the comments as well.
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