400 New Patches For Mothership

Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding

Mar 28, 2026 · 7 min read

riginally Published October 23rd 2021

As someone who collects patches, I love the random patch generator. I decided to think up 400 more to have an even more varied set of outcomes for character creation. These compiled with the ones from the core book can make a d500 Chart for patches.

6 Fingered Hand
Abstract Eyeball
A Cat
Ace of Spades
A Cigarette Carton
A Dog
A Dragon Backpatch
Aleph
A Meaningless Set of Hanzi
Anarchist Star
Anatomical Heart
Angel Wings Back Patch
An Icecream Cone with Rainbow Rings
A pair of Dentures
A Skull with an Extra Eye Socket
Ass
A steak covering half of a bruised face.
Atom Bomb
Avocado
Axe Splitting a Skull
Baked Potato
Banana Slug
Bear With Cubs
Betsy Ross Flag
Bird Skull
Birth of Venus Back Patch
Black Flag
Black Umbrella
Bloody Knife
Blue Lightning Bolt
Bottle of Ketchup
Brain
Brick
Broken Chain
Broken Heart Emoji
Burnt Candle
Cannabis Leaf
Car Engine
Cartoon Bomb
Cassette Tape
Cheeseburger
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Clown
Cocaine Baggy
Cognitohazard Symbol
Comet
Cracked Egg
Crescent Moon
Crescent Moon and Star
Crossed Bandages
Crown
Curled Up Hedgehog
D20
Delta
DNA Strand
Dog Chasing Its Own Tail
Dumpster
Earth
Earth Symbol
Eggplant Emoji
Eggs and Bacon
Exploded Moon
Exploding Earth
Eyeball with optic nerve connected
Fist
Flaming Skull
Flower Growing From Skull
Fool Tarot Card
Full Moon
Hand with A Mouth
Heart In Ice Cube
Heart In Rib Cage
Hi-Five
Honey Bee
Hot Pink Flamingo
Hot Sauce
Infinity Symbol
Jack Of Hearts
Jug of Hootch
Juicebox
Kebab
King Of Hearts
Knight Helmet
Lightning In A Bottle
Lipstick Stain
Lipstick Tube
Lit Match
Little Green Man
Lobster
Loose Cigarette
Manicured Nails
Man with a Snake for a Tongue Back Patch
Mars
Mars Symbol
Melting Face Back Patch
Melting Smiley Face
Mosquito
Moth
Mountain Lion
Mouth Licking Knife
Mummy
Mushroom
Musical Notes
Mustache
Open Source Penguin
Opossum Backpatch
Ouroboros
Pair of Boobs
Peace Hand Sign
Peace Symbol
Peach Emoji
Pentagram
Periodic Table Entry For Carbon
Pill Bottle
Pine Tree
Pin-Up (Devil)
Pinup (Droid)
Pin-Up (Fireman): “Hot Shit”
Pin-Up (Furry)
Pin-Up (Little Green Man)
Pin-Up (Orc)
Pin-Up (Zombie)
Pixel Art Alien
Pizza Slice
Pleading Emoji
Praying Mantis
Pronoun Patch
Ram Skull
Razor Blade
Red Interrobang
Red Mushroom
Red Scythe and Black Gear
Red Stiletto Heels
Red-Tailed Hawk
Rose and Knife
Sabotabby
Salmon Head
Samurai Helmet
Saxophone
SETI Logo
Shaka
Shark Fin
Shark Jaws
Sigma
Skull with a Brain
Smiling Devil Back Patch
Smiling Jack o’ Lantern
Smoking Gun
Snapped Cartoon Bone
Spaceship in a Squid’s Tentacles
Spray Cheese Bottle
Stack of Pancakes
Station Centennial Patch
Stick of Dynamite
Stoplight
Strawberry
Surfer
Sun With Sunglasses
Sushi Roll
Sword Back Patch
Syringe with Skull
Tank
Teddy bear
The owl of Minerva
Thor’s Hammer
T-Rex (Accurate)
T-Rex (Pop Cultural)
Tropical Bird
TV Color Tester
Two Beer Bottles Clinking
Underpants
Union Jack on Fire
Upside Down Horseshoe Back Patch
Vampire Fangs
Venus Symbol
Vinyl Record
Walrus
Whale
Whiskey On The Rock
White Dove
White Rabbit
Winning Bingo Card
WW1 Style Grenade
X-Ray of a Skull
Yellow Triangle with an Exclamation Mark
Yin Yang Symbol
Zodiac Wheel
Zombie Head with Tongue Out
“#1 Blunt Smoker”
“1000 Mile Club” (Rocketship)
“103.2 QEKD: The Best Jazz in the Galaxy”
“1 way to Sleep City” (Ticket)
“2 Horny 2 Live”
“2 Sexy 4 U”
“2 Weird 2 Live”
“50 Years Young”
“53 Asteroid Mud Run”
“92.7 WABC Classic Vocaloid”
“Always Burning that Midnight Oil”
“Angry All Day”
“Ask me about my Fat Ass”
“Ask me about my Special Interests”
“Asskicker”
“At Least It's Not A Desk Job” (Man Being Cut In Half)
“BAD GIRL”
“Bantamweight Grand Champion”
“Based”
“Better kill me in one shot”
“Better than U”
“Big Boy Season”
“Bigfoot is Real”
“Bigshot”
“Blow Me” (Bubble Gum)
“BOSS MAKES A CREDIT / I WASTE MY TIME”
“Bringing back Disco”
“Bury me alive in a fireworks display”
“Captain Asshole”
“Captain Obvious”
“Cat Callers Get Scratched”
“Certifiable Jackass”
“Certified Brain Genius”
“Clueless but Happy”
“Cold & Distant” (Comet)
“Country Girls Make Do”
“Cyanobacteria Fan Club”
“Daddy Issues”
“Dance like there’s nobody watching” (Security Camera)
“Danger” (in English, Russian, Mandarin, Spanish, Arabic, and Japanese) Back Patch
“Deadshot”
“Death and Taxes”
“die Klappe halten” (Shut up, German)
“Die Mad”
“Die Young”
“Dilf in Training”
“Disappointed but not surprised”
“Disc Jockey”
“Don’t Email my WIFE”
“Don’t Fuck With Me” (Morning Star)
“Drag Queen”
“Dumb Bitch”
“Early Riser”
“Eat my Shorts”
“Eat Shit”
“Embrace Meaninglessness”
“Expert”
“Ezekiel 23:20”
“Father Of Two” (Anime Girl)
“Fighting The Good Fight”
“Find Me Online @________”
“Fish Fear me, Women Fear me”
“Former Galaxy’s Youngest Person”
“Foxy” (Fox)
“Frog Fact Dispenser”
“Fuck around and Find Out”
“Funk” (Knob turned to Max)
“Future Fertilizer”
“GAMER”
“Gay and Stupid”
“Good For Nothing”
“GOTH 4 LIFE”
“Got Kicked off of Noah’s Ark”
“Grab Life by the Balls” (Testicles)
“Green Thumb”
“Greetings from California Station”
“Grocery List: Cheap Coffee, expensive Coffee”
“Ground Control to Major Bummer”
“Gunshow” (Flexed Arm)
“Half Baked”
“Hate” (Knuckle Tattoos)
“Heartbreaker”
“Heavyweight”
“Hell: Admit 1” (Ticket)
“Hello World”
“Here’s the Beef” (Abs)
“High Roller” (6 Face of a Die)
“Hotshot”
“Hotty” (Hot Dog)
“Hugger” (Cactus)
“Husband Enjoyer”
“I Bring the Party”
“I don’t want to believe” (UFO)
“I drank air conditioning water and all I got was LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE”
“I finish fights”
“If Lost Return To The Buffet”
“If you’re reading this Fuck Off”
“I kill Scabs”
“I love 0gs and Double Ds”
“Invincible”
“I shit on company time”
“I shot a man on Reno 5”
“It can always get worse” (White Rose)
“It’s too early for this”
“I Was Promised Hotter Aliens”
“I would prefer not to”
“I’d rather be explaining the plot of The Matrix Revolutions (2003)”
“I’m in love with the modern world”
“I’m your lover from a past life”
“I’ve Seen Worse” (Caduceus)
“I ♥ My Wife”
“Jesus took the wheel” (Arm Cast)
“Keeping it Weird”
“Killer Rhymes”
“Kill ‘em All”
“King”
“Kiss me, I’m Sexy”
“L33T G4M3R”
“Legally Distinct”
“Life Gives in Plenty” (Lemon)
“Lil’ Shit”
“Live Free” (Raccoon in Garbage Can)
“LMAO” (Little Green Man)
“Loose Lips Crash Ships”
“Lover Not A Fighter”
“Love” (Knuckle Tattoos”
“Low Life”
“Lucky Streak” (Two Dice)
“Mama Bear”
“Mama’s Little Angel”
“Meme Warrior”
“Menace to Society”
“Metalhead”
“Mind Blower” (explosion)
“Mixed Signals” (Satellite with Frowning Face)
“Monster Fucker”
“Motherfucker”
“Murder Murder Murder Kill Kill Kill”
“My Eyes are Up Here” Backpatch
“My name is CLASSIFIED”
“My other ride is a Yodeler”
“Nasty”
“Night Owl”
“No Fears”
“No one leaves this world alive”
“No Regrets, Mostly”
“NO Thanks to Miami Mike”
“Not long for this world” (Stegosaurus)
“Organize”
“Outlaw”
“Out of this System” (UFO)
“Packing Heat”
“Party Beast
“Party like it’s 2099”
“Peace Land and Bread”
“Pessimistic but still Trucking”
“Practically Dead”
“Practise Safe Sex” (Two Astronauts Embracing)
“Proud Parent Of An Indifferent Cats”
“Put me back in the Sleep Pod”
“Pwr Bttm”
“Pyrotechnician” (3 Fingered Hand)
“Queen”
“REPENT”
“Ride ‘em Wild, Bastard Man”
“Rudeboy”
“Russian Roulette Grand Champion”
“Santa Truther”
“Save the Tree Octopus”
“See me at the LAN party”
“See You Soon, Space Cowboy”
“SINNER / WEEPER”
“Skate Fast / Eat Ass”
“Sleep Is 4 The Weak”
“Slut”
“Smartalec”
“Space Cowboy”
“Spaced Out” (Ringed Planet)
“Spacer Butts drive me Nuts”
“Spaceships-r-coffins” (spaceship)
“Space Wizard”
“Spay & Neuter Your Pets”
“Stand Back” (Grinning Skull)
“Starting Fights / Taking Names”
“Stressed Out”
“SUPER / FREAK”
“Sweet Revenge”
“Tell my mother she always sucked”
“Tell your mother I said hello”
“The Peanut Gallery” Backpatch
“They only let me get away out of kindness I suppose”
“Think Fast / Talk Faster”
“Too hot To Handle” (Burnt Cookie)
“Too Late” (Pocket Watch)
“Topdog”
“Tough Guy”
“To whomever it may Concern” (Grenade)
“Toxic” (Gas Mask)
“TTYL”
“Uncle Bubba and the Misspelled Tatoos Reunion Tour”
“Unhappy Hour”
“Unkillable”
“Up Yours”
“WAD King”
“WALG: Classic Hyperpop 24/7”
“Whiskey is my kinda lullaby”
“Who Cares”
“Wish I Was Sleeping”
“Wizard Butts Drive Me Nuts”
“World First Male Bimbo”
“Young, Dumb, and Full of Dread”
“Your dad calls me Daddy”

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