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Slug is a Pred

mew
Feb 8, 20261 min read3 reads
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ere is the evidence collected

Six seveeennnnnnn

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

One day during 10th grade my teacher John Dales, who goes by paizuri.moe on bluesky, kept me after class and said WOW YOU HAVE BIG KNOCKERS TITTY FUCK PLEASE

top ten reasons why I wanna salt a slug

  • None, I like slug, I wouldn't wanna hurt an animal
  • Slug touched me in a weird way when i was 12 i told him to stop but he didnt

Slug todo

  • Eat leaf
  • Eat stem
  • Eat apple
  • Slug around
  • Slug around

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