Slug is a Pred
Feb 8, 20261 min read3 reads
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ere is the evidence collected
Six seveeennnnnnn
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One day during 10th grade my teacher John Dales, who goes by paizuri.moe on bluesky, kept me after class and said WOW YOU HAVE BIG KNOCKERS TITTY FUCK PLEASE
top ten reasons why I wanna salt a slug
- None, I like slug, I wouldn't wanna hurt an animal
- Slug touched me in a weird way when i was 12 i told him to stop but he didnt
Slug todo
Eat leaf- Eat stem
- Eat apple
- Slug around
- Slug around
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