Choosing what kind of MMA Fan you are
MA is getting astronomically bigger and that means you have to draw a line in the sand regarding what kind of an MMA Fan you are
1) Size Queen
Be the Woman who literally has a tape measure in her purse and refuses to touch peepee that's under 9 inches long
By that I mean be the kind of MMA Fan who only watches Marqué UFC Events and American Independent Undercards, if it's actually good
2) Stamina Princess
Be the Woman who literally has a tape measure in her purse and will settle for peepee under 8 inches but the stamina has to be there too
By that I mean be the kind of MMA Fan who fervently watches the Marqué Events, at least apathetically watches the American UFC Independent Undercards and dare I say it, also watches Independent Undercards in UFC owned Feeder Leagues like Mexico, Brazil and now China
3) All Rounder
Be the Woman who literally has a tape measure in her purse and will settle for peepee under 7 inches but the dick game has to be good and the girth has to be respectable
By that I mean be the kind of MMA Fan who watches everything UFC, even DWCS and even enjoys the Indies
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