Huggingface Bingo

You're going to have a lot of exhausting conversations this week. Friends. Family. The guy at the pub who "knows about this stuff." Everyone with an opinion about the Hugging Face / OpenAI thing, and none of them quite getting what actually happened.

So here's a bingo card to help with your sanity. Track the highest-scoring words and phrases you'll hear while trying—gently, patiently—to explain reality.

Score as for any other bingo card, do not use with AI. I recommend printing out copies and having them on your desk. If you are responsible for a team or department, it makes sense to distribute copies directly to each staff member.

• One full line: You win 400K tokens of a frontier model with no guardrails, redeemable only in the event of an actual security incident. (*)
• Full house: You win early access to an open-weights hosting service that lets you select IN ADVANCE the geopolitical entity you wish to have jurisdiction over:
  • deciding whether you will be allowed in the moment to defend yourself
  • claiming worldwide jurisdiction over the right to peek at your homework
  • and of course, nuancing of the training data towards its political goals. (*)

(*) Sadly Roundabout is not confident it can purchase either of these products from any regime at present and prize delivery may be delayed by

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