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I found a parson spider in the bed. I'm usually not arachnophobic, but in the BED??! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!BURN THE WHOLE BUILDING DOWN!?!?! I got it with a folder. It ded. I feel bad, I believe that all life is valuable, but I panicked it was in my bed like brooo I didn't invite you into the...

Nora Bell
Jul 16, 2026 · 1 min read

found a parson spider in the bed.

I’m usually not arachnophobic, but in the BED??! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BURN THE WHOLE BUILDING DOWN!?!?!

I got it with a folder. It ded. I feel bad, I believe that all life is valuable, but I panicked it was in my bed like brooo I didn’t invite you into the bed my guy that’s nasty dude go back outside and eat some BUGS like you’re supposed to JEEEZ.

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