A collection of former microblog posts

"paws vs. maws"

This conflict is unnecessary

Peace in our time is possible

We have only to reach out and claim it

What I propose is simple: paws and maws

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A nice old lady: "Be a dear and..."

Me, transforming into a deer: "hang on"

The nice old lady: "what the FUCK"

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"I'm 100% chemical free" I say as I fade into a mass of particles unbound by the tyranny of weak forces.

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Is a yinglet a plucked avali or is an avali a feathered yinglet

Key philosophical question

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"terraforming Mars"

I think you mean oxygentrificaton

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The humble desire to be a small creature with neither thought nor need for them.

Joke's on you, I was broke before I went woke

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I met the Hangman guy once. Truly a man of letters.

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The boys are back in town

The boys have breached the perimeter

The boys are in corridor C

The b

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walks into a book store and sees price tags

What kind of dystopian library is this?

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Give an orca $100k, and they eat for a day.

Teach an orca to hunt yachts, and they eat for life.

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AMAB enby🤝AFAB enby

people always trying to shove us back into the man/woman binary

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[asked for feedback on literally anything]

Needs more foxes.

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Do you think Superman razzed Lois when she got a car with lane assist

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