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a little bird told me

a little bird told me

unedited longform thoughts from woke oak

@oakley.bsky.social13readers7posts1mo ago

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here's to you, "This payment is secure and SSL encrypted" banner

at least one person out there loves you more than you will know

planning for a post-discord future

these are the messages i sent to my private discord server after spending months of deliberating on what i would do if discord were to ever disappear. discord is easily the single social app that's had the biggest impact on me as a person, and i have the fact that creating a server on it feels so much like crafting a home to thank for that.

wild speculation about the muppets

"Don't. Stop. Me. Now." -Kermit, 2026

things to do with bread, 1

because some secrets are too good not to share

I realize this could be read as a metaphor, but I really do love bread

blogging about blogging

as everyone's first blog post usually goes

cohost in memoriam

"since i'm less mad now i guess i'll elaborate" pasted from a friend's discord DMs

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