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Dialogue with Cristobal Martinez

Dialogue with Cristobal Martinez

Originally a video turned written essay series on Substack, Dialogue is Cristobal Martinez's tabloid publication for his personal tea and topics.

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My Mom | When Mommie Dearest Knows Best Celebrates Autism Appreciation Month By Being Lazy

(ZERO PROGRESS) #autisticnotpeoplepleaser

My Mom | Her Son's Therapist Steps Down, and She Learned Nothing to Improve On

(MOMMIE DEAREST KNOWS BEST WILL SURVIVE.) "I AM YOUR MOTHER!"

My Mom | A Mother Desperate Enough to Make Her Autistic Son Her Butler

(WEIRD BEHAVIOR) "I'm glad to have Cristobal as my personal helper."

The Sitcom Gods | When Three Similar Deities Confuse Being Dumber with Being Funnier

(A COMEDY OF ERRORS) "We dare you!"

My Mom | When a Mother's Tantrums Affect Her Relationship with Her Own Adult Son

(VILE) #stopyellingatautisticpeople

The Sitcom Gods | When Desperate Deities Stew at Peace and Quiet

(A LITTLE BIT DISTURBED, NOW) A problem with unwinding, you say?

Aurelius Rook | How a Name Can Define People's Opinions

(EXCUSE ME?!) "Rook represents strategy... and meaningful relationships."

My Mom | Everyone Gets a Show When They're Born, Not Just a Delusional Mother

(THERE IS NO WE IN ME) Merry Sharesmas!

The Sitcom Gods | Can These Imaginary Deities Get a High-five For Their Hopelessness?

(HILARIOUS) They're literally watching people's TV shows they call their lives— from Hell.

My Mom | A Dramatic Mother with Main Character Syndrome and Executive Producer Disorder

(STOP IT, GET SOME HELP) "Mother of the Year" -Her Imagination

Starbucks | The Messy Bear Cup Situation

(FOR THE AGES) "Victory tastes like Starbucks, but in a bear cup!"

Omar | The Beginning of a Pattern of Neurotypical Men Demonizing Autistic Men

(A MESS) "Don't assume I'm that kind of person... because that to me is an insult."