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@eustace.justshootme.ca

he | him | 🇨🇦 | i was canadian before it was cool

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just shoot meMay 19, 2026

if i can make it there

The year was 2008, and the movie was Elizabethtown. Actually, that movie was released in 2005 but by 2008 the DVD was out. And DVDs mean only one thing: you watch the same movie over and over until you get sick of it...or until you get just plain sick. Either works. Elizabethtown is not a very good movie at all. It's got a few things going for it, though. Paul Schneider is in it. Alec Baldwin does a pithy but surprisingly amusing cameo in it. The band My Morning Jacket is in it. In point of fact...

just shoot meMay 7, 2026

Into the Great Wide Open, or, Road-trippin' in South Dakota

There is a place in the United States of America where if you happen to glance out your window as you drive past on the highway, you might see a metal sculpture of a skeletal man leading an equally skeletal T-Rex toward a small western town. Skeleton Man and his pet live “between.” They’re in that hazy world between the place you left and the place you want to be. They are a part of the ride that you live through before you get to where you were really going. There was a time when families used ...

just shoot meMay 6, 2026

I'll tell you about Texas Radio and the Big Beat

Sherman, set the WABAC machine to about 2006, I guess. I hadn't actually had anything other than a point-and-shoot camera in my hands in quite some time. I used to borrow one of those Sony Mavica MVC FD90 cameras from work just about every weekend though. Anyone remember those? You'd put a 1.44 MB (that's megabyte, not gigabyte) floppy disk in the thing as your storage medium. The disk would hold about six shitty 1.6-megapixel images on it, so if you were going anywhere, you'd either have to be ...

just shoot meApr 2, 2026

setting the stage

I have a confession to make. I'm not always that good at taking photos. I suppose that I shouldn't expect to be perfect all the time, but even though this is just a hobby, a guy can dream, right? Consider: I started taking photos in high school at the age of seventeen. The story is that I stole my mom's Praktica SLR (she wasn't really using it anyway!) to join the yearbook staff. In this case, join the yearbook staff really means impress a girl. She was the photo editor, and shooting photos = de...

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there’s no way out of hereSep 30, 2025

hi, bluesky. can we talk about the alt text bot?

01 September 2025

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hi, bluesky. i have a few more thoughts about alt text.

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there’s no way out of hereSep 30, 2025

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27 February 2024

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hi, bluesky. it's time we had a chat about alt text.

17 February 2024